Friday, April 9, 2010

The One Where I Embarrass Myself

I slept with my hair in a high ponytail last night. When I woke up to get ready for work this morning, this was the result. I guess I'm taking my cues from Jessica Simpson's new magazine cover where she claims to wear no makeup. So yes, this is the actual KatherineBee, makeup-less (not even trying to fake it with a little foundation or mascara) and the worst hair I've ever seen.

Ok, seriously? 

The pinnacle of my mushroom-head.

Ok, a bit better. Could have used some lipstick and some poof in the hair, but really, I can't believe that through the magic of the straight iron my hair was magically transformed within 10 minutes. 

Living two years in a sorority house in college, I found out that normal people do not magically wake up and look amazing. In fact, most of us woke up with makeup smudged down our faces, hair half-up, and looking might sexy in a fraternity sweatshirt. And boy, was I so happy when I discovered this.

I think what I'm trying to say is that everyone is beautiful, no matter what you look like when you wake up in the morning. 


  1. You are a good person and that makes you SEXY with make-up or without!

  2. There is no way Jessica wears no make-up...Don't beleive that for a minute!

  3. the flatiron is a magical invention...i don't know WHAT i would do without it